mosoli:

im still laughing at this

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

milesjai:

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

globochem:

oh my god

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

ima-guineapig:

said everyone on tumblr ever 

dylanobylan:

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live